Greetings!
And now, a man who is such a rebel, he bathes standing up and takes showers laying down.....
Ladies and Gentlemen, it's Frankie Foo Foo!
Yeah, we can hold the applause until the end. Ha!
And you know what else? If I was a car this morning, my oil light would be on. Don't you just hate days like that?
So what's going on? Well, let's see...
The Census Bureau wants immigration to stop raiding illegals during the 2010 Census. I think mostly because the same illegals will be counted several times when they are deported and sneak back in.
Investor Warren Buffett says he sees a silver lining in the current market chaos. Well, yeah, mostly because he has 40 billion dollars and is pretty much guaranteed he will never be anything less than filthy rich no matter what happens.
I could see a silver lining in that as well, couldn't you?
Yeah, that makes me feel better. Pfffft.
How about Nicole Richie being let out of jail after serving just 82 minutes in jail? I think they decided to let her out when they saw that Nicole could just walk out of her cell in between the bars. Then again, i'm sure she's put on some weight since the baby and all.
Peace out!
And now, a man who is such a rebel, he bathes standing up and takes showers laying down.....
Ladies and Gentlemen, it's Frankie Foo Foo!
Yeah, we can hold the applause until the end. Ha!
And you know what else? If I was a car this morning, my oil light would be on. Don't you just hate days like that?
So what's going on? Well, let's see...
The Census Bureau wants immigration to stop raiding illegals during the 2010 Census. I think mostly because the same illegals will be counted several times when they are deported and sneak back in.
Investor Warren Buffett says he sees a silver lining in the current market chaos. Well, yeah, mostly because he has 40 billion dollars and is pretty much guaranteed he will never be anything less than filthy rich no matter what happens.
I could see a silver lining in that as well, couldn't you?
Indian schools are being asked to ban junk food as their kids are becoming more
obese. First they take our jobs, now they want to look like us as well. WTF?
A study by the University of Texas says that baseball umpires make more favorable
calls to pitchers who are of the same race. So after all these years it's good to know that umpires aren't really blind, just racist.
Yeah, that makes me feel better. Pfffft.
How about Nicole Richie being let out of jail after serving just 82 minutes in jail? I think they decided to let her out when they saw that Nicole could just walk out of her cell in between the bars. Then again, i'm sure she's put on some weight since the baby and all.
Britney Spears reportedly was heard telling her kids that they were "mistakes". She actually was telling them it was a mistake for her to let them drive after they had already been drinking.
Alright, i'm out of here. Have an awesome weekend and don't forget, I'll be at KFC tonight -- autographing thighs.Peace out!
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