Greetings!
Welcome to the update. And in case you weren't aware of it, we do our own stunts. Well, not really, but didn't it sound cool?
But yeah, how much hotter is it going to get? It was so hot yesterday, I found the cat in the bathroom shaving. Then he had the nerve to ask me for a beer. Sorry dude, you can have one or the other. It's either my shaving cream or my beer, okay? This is not The Hilton. Shiiiit.
How about a man in West Virginia in a lawsuit with McDonalds for $10 million because of his allergic reaction to cheese on a cheeseburger? Gosh, I wonder how cheese got on his quarter pounder with cheese? We may need some help figuring this mystery out. Wait, no we won't. Get a life. Okay, moron?
Britney Spears recently had a fender bender in a parking lot. The good news? Her kids weren't in the car. The bad news? The kids weren't in the car because Britney forgot them at the liquor store and drove off without them.
An recent report from The AP says that nudist camps across the country are having trouble attracting young people as members. Umm, yeah, mostly because they don't want to go look at a bunch of naked old people. Duh.
Arvin, California has been ruled as the nation's smoggiest city. If you have never heard of Arvin, California, it's because no one has ever been able to see it.
Arvin's city motto is "We can't breathe, and we're happy about it."
And hey, we're all happy for you.
Okay, that does it for me. K Dizzle - Out. Party on!
Welcome to the update. And in case you weren't aware of it, we do our own stunts. Well, not really, but didn't it sound cool?
But yeah, how much hotter is it going to get? It was so hot yesterday, I found the cat in the bathroom shaving. Then he had the nerve to ask me for a beer. Sorry dude, you can have one or the other. It's either my shaving cream or my beer, okay? This is not The Hilton. Shiiiit.
How about a man in West Virginia in a lawsuit with McDonalds for $10 million because of his allergic reaction to cheese on a cheeseburger? Gosh, I wonder how cheese got on his quarter pounder with cheese? We may need some help figuring this mystery out. Wait, no we won't. Get a life. Okay, moron?
Britney Spears recently had a fender bender in a parking lot. The good news? Her kids weren't in the car. The bad news? The kids weren't in the car because Britney forgot them at the liquor store and drove off without them.
An recent report from The AP says that nudist camps across the country are having trouble attracting young people as members. Umm, yeah, mostly because they don't want to go look at a bunch of naked old people. Duh.
Arvin, California has been ruled as the nation's smoggiest city. If you have never heard of Arvin, California, it's because no one has ever been able to see it.
Arvin's city motto is "We can't breathe, and we're happy about it."
And hey, we're all happy for you.
Okay, that does it for me. K Dizzle - Out. Party on!
