Good day!
I haven't been this pumped up since I was the opening act at the Bates Motel. Seriously, I'm in a great mood today for some reason.
I guess one thing...today is sort of an anniversary for me. It's the fifth year of my two week notice for my seventh job. Yeah, great memories there.
Three Wisconsin men recently had charges dropped in a plan to unearth a corpse for sex. Their reason for digging? "Foreplay."
I guess it's been awhile since I have been to the zoo, but didn't they used to keep the animals in fenced areas? It was not fun to turn around and see that monkey drinking a pepsi and looking at my girlfriend's ass, okay? It just wasn't.
The Comic Con was recently held in San Diego. The comic book convention was expected to draw 120,000 fans. Area restaurants prepared with the usual greeting. "Table for one?"
San Diego's giant panda, Bai Yun, is pregnant. And rumor has it, when the baby panda is born, Angelina Jolie is going to adopt it. Then she will go on vacation to New Guinea.
Tropical Storm Chantal has formed in the Atlantic. Tropical Storm Chantal is a little different; Chantal is the first tropical storm that will give you a lap dance for $20.
The New England Journal of Medicine claims obesity can be contagious. If you hang out with obese people you're more likely to get really fat. "Don't shake my hand, Dude, I think I'm coming down with a bad case of lard ass."
Come on, people are getting fat because they are hanging out at Denny's until 4 A.M. after the club closes down. I don't think it has anything to do with being around fat people.
Okay, i'm out of here. I've got to hurry and get to the bank. If you get there late, they always run out of the grape lollipops.
Later!
I haven't been this pumped up since I was the opening act at the Bates Motel. Seriously, I'm in a great mood today for some reason.
I guess one thing...today is sort of an anniversary for me. It's the fifth year of my two week notice for my seventh job. Yeah, great memories there.
Three Wisconsin men recently had charges dropped in a plan to unearth a corpse for sex. Their reason for digging? "Foreplay."
I guess it's been awhile since I have been to the zoo, but didn't they used to keep the animals in fenced areas? It was not fun to turn around and see that monkey drinking a pepsi and looking at my girlfriend's ass, okay? It just wasn't.
The Comic Con was recently held in San Diego. The comic book convention was expected to draw 120,000 fans. Area restaurants prepared with the usual greeting. "Table for one?"
San Diego's giant panda, Bai Yun, is pregnant. And rumor has it, when the baby panda is born, Angelina Jolie is going to adopt it. Then she will go on vacation to New Guinea.
Tropical Storm Chantal has formed in the Atlantic. Tropical Storm Chantal is a little different; Chantal is the first tropical storm that will give you a lap dance for $20.
The New England Journal of Medicine claims obesity can be contagious. If you hang out with obese people you're more likely to get really fat. "Don't shake my hand, Dude, I think I'm coming down with a bad case of lard ass."
Come on, people are getting fat because they are hanging out at Denny's until 4 A.M. after the club closes down. I don't think it has anything to do with being around fat people.
Okay, i'm out of here. I've got to hurry and get to the bank. If you get there late, they always run out of the grape lollipops.
Later!
