Greetings!
And now, the guy who was the proud recipient of last year's Most Pink Slips in a Single Career Award from the National Association of Employers.....
That's right, it's Frankie Foo Foo!
Sometimes I think I'll quit the crazy world of the internet, move to Paris, and try selling my recipe for Frog McNuggets.
Wait, you know what...I just remembered, nobody is getting my Frog McNugget recipe!
The worst thing about summer heat is that people of all shapes and sizes feel obligated to wear shorts. And then I have to ask, umm, why? I mean, yeah, while I like butt crack in some forms, I do not want to see anything smiling at me from the back of your shorts. Great, thank you.
The cost of flying on a Russian space mission to the International Space Station is going up from $25 million to $30 million, due to the weakening of the dollar. How bad is it that the dollar is now worth less even in outer space? I really don't know what is coming next.
The TSA says mothers without infants along can now carry more than 3 ounces of breast milk on flights. Why would mothers take breast milk along without their kids? How bad has airline coffee gotten?
A recent study says that teenagers are worse drivers than the elderly. Do we believe that? Of course, what's driving with a blinker on all the time when compared with trying to drive while listening to an iPod and talking on an iPhone while text messaging and watching a movie? Yeah, we'll decide on this one later.
CBS has a new reality show called "Kid Nation" where 40 kids have free reign in an uninhabited town with no adults. Umm yeah, don't we already have that? I think it's called "The Suburbs".
Okay, i'm out of here. I can hardly wait for Sunday to get here. You see, Sunday is the day for the annual family reunion, and this year it's my turn to hose down Uncle Bliffle.
Wish me luck!
And now, the guy who was the proud recipient of last year's Most Pink Slips in a Single Career Award from the National Association of Employers.....
That's right, it's Frankie Foo Foo!
Sometimes I think I'll quit the crazy world of the internet, move to Paris, and try selling my recipe for Frog McNuggets.
Wait, you know what...I just remembered, nobody is getting my Frog McNugget recipe!
The worst thing about summer heat is that people of all shapes and sizes feel obligated to wear shorts. And then I have to ask, umm, why? I mean, yeah, while I like butt crack in some forms, I do not want to see anything smiling at me from the back of your shorts. Great, thank you.
The cost of flying on a Russian space mission to the International Space Station is going up from $25 million to $30 million, due to the weakening of the dollar. How bad is it that the dollar is now worth less even in outer space? I really don't know what is coming next.
The TSA says mothers without infants along can now carry more than 3 ounces of breast milk on flights. Why would mothers take breast milk along without their kids? How bad has airline coffee gotten?
A recent study says that teenagers are worse drivers than the elderly. Do we believe that? Of course, what's driving with a blinker on all the time when compared with trying to drive while listening to an iPod and talking on an iPhone while text messaging and watching a movie? Yeah, we'll decide on this one later.
CBS has a new reality show called "Kid Nation" where 40 kids have free reign in an uninhabited town with no adults. Umm yeah, don't we already have that? I think it's called "The Suburbs".
Okay, i'm out of here. I can hardly wait for Sunday to get here. You see, Sunday is the day for the annual family reunion, and this year it's my turn to hose down Uncle Bliffle.
Wish me luck!
