Greetings!
Did you hear? In Washington, DC, a gun wielding hooded thief broke into a dinner party, was served wine, put the gun away, took of his hood, gave everyone a hug and left without incident. What kind of wine makes somebody put their gun down and walk away? French wine. Yes, there, I said it.
Rumor has it, Democrats will participate in an all gay debate. All the questions will be gay questions, of course. The first gay question?; "Oh, snap, you are so not wearing that tired ol' pants suit, are you, Hillary? That is so last year." Yeah, baby. I can't wait for that.
Did anybody know that OJ Simpson turned 60 this week? To give you an idea how old he is, OJ actually can't remember where he buried the knife. No honestly, he is getting that old already.
I tried to call Jessica Simpson last week to wish her a Happy 27th Birthday, or as she calls it "Ten fingers plus ten fingers plus seven fingers." God I love her, but I think she's about as bright as a barrel full of rocks.
Did you hear? In Washington, DC, a gun wielding hooded thief broke into a dinner party, was served wine, put the gun away, took of his hood, gave everyone a hug and left without incident. What kind of wine makes somebody put their gun down and walk away? French wine. Yes, there, I said it.
Rumor has it, Democrats will participate in an all gay debate. All the questions will be gay questions, of course. The first gay question?; "Oh, snap, you are so not wearing that tired ol' pants suit, are you, Hillary? That is so last year." Yeah, baby. I can't wait for that.
Did anybody know that OJ Simpson turned 60 this week? To give you an idea how old he is, OJ actually can't remember where he buried the knife. No honestly, he is getting that old already.
I tried to call Jessica Simpson last week to wish her a Happy 27th Birthday, or as she calls it "Ten fingers plus ten fingers plus seven fingers." God I love her, but I think she's about as bright as a barrel full of rocks.
California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger says Republicans can still embrace the climate change issue. Yeah, but
first they need to stop being caught embracing so many hookers. Seriously, who is the next politician to be caught with a hooker?
A study says adults have a harder time getting jokes as they get older. So if some things you read aren't funny, don't blame me, you old fart!
No, i'm just kidding. You can blame me if you want to. Do you think I care? Bwahahaha!
Okay, i'm out of here. I'm going to dream that I'm on a deserted island with Shania Twain. Unfortunately, though, I'll probably just end up being the palm tree again.
Frankie Foo Foo -- out.
A study says adults have a harder time getting jokes as they get older. So if some things you read aren't funny, don't blame me, you old fart!
No, i'm just kidding. You can blame me if you want to. Do you think I care? Bwahahaha!
Okay, i'm out of here. I'm going to dream that I'm on a deserted island with Shania Twain. Unfortunately, though, I'll probably just end up being the palm tree again.
Frankie Foo Foo -- out.
