Hi, and welcome to the weekend. I'm going to be here talking for the next 4 hours. So please, shut up. No, i'm
kidding, I won't be here that long. But hey, shut up. 
Do you realize, in Iraq, because of the time difference, someone has already read this and they are probably feeling nauseated just about now? I know I am, and I just now started typing it.
I don't care how tired I am, that first cup of coffee always wakes me up -- just as soon as I spill it in my lap. Seriously, about 5 minutes ago, I dumped cup number two right in the crotch area. Oh yeah, I'm wide awake now.
What do you think of the Atlanta QB Michael Vick being indicted on two felony counts of dog fighting, including accusations of Vick killing eight dogs? I say hey, look on the bright side, we hear Vick just landed a huge Chinese food endorsement. No, i'm kidding. Chinese people don't eat dogs. Wait, yes they do.
The 51 year old wife of former Cincinnati Bengal lineman Tim Dinkel, Jeni Lee Dinkel, admitted to having sex with a 15 year old boy at a wild party. Apparently the sex occurred during a rousing game of Pin the tail of the Dinkel. Ha, yeah, that was so wrong.
Okay, i'm out of here. I'm expecting some autograph seekers to drop by today, so I have to get out in the hall and sharpen my crayon. I'll catch you later!
Do you realize, in Iraq, because of the time difference, someone has already read this and they are probably feeling nauseated just about now? I know I am, and I just now started typing it.
I don't care how tired I am, that first cup of coffee always wakes me up -- just as soon as I spill it in my lap. Seriously, about 5 minutes ago, I dumped cup number two right in the crotch area. Oh yeah, I'm wide awake now.
What do you think of the Atlanta QB Michael Vick being indicted on two felony counts of dog fighting, including accusations of Vick killing eight dogs? I say hey, look on the bright side, we hear Vick just landed a huge Chinese food endorsement. No, i'm kidding. Chinese people don't eat dogs. Wait, yes they do.
The 51 year old wife of former Cincinnati Bengal lineman Tim Dinkel, Jeni Lee Dinkel, admitted to having sex with a 15 year old boy at a wild party. Apparently the sex occurred during a rousing game of Pin the tail of the Dinkel. Ha, yeah, that was so wrong.
Okay, i'm out of here. I'm expecting some autograph seekers to drop by today, so I have to get out in the hall and sharpen my crayon. I'll catch you later!
