Hi, I'm Kevin. The K Dizzle Fo' Shizzle. But most people just call me Frankie Foo Foo. I'm a small town boy with a Large sense of humor!

You know how some people have a sculptured flamingo or a deer for a lawn ornament? I've always wanted a plastic midget.

When I was a kid, I remember seeing Smokey the Bear on TV saying,"Only you can prevent forest fires." I thought, Who? Me? So, I'd sneak out of the house in the middle of the night with a bucket of water and say.."Gotta go to work."

I was coming back from Canada once, driving through Customs, and the guy asked, "Do you have any firearms with you?" I said, "Sure, what do you need?" Needless to say, I don't go to Canada much anymore.

You know, they say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, my dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona. So, I guess what they say is true?

I had this great party once. Marlon Brando was there and he tripped and fell. I got to ask, "Does anyone know what to use on the carpet to get Gary Coleman out of it?"

Oh, and if you'd like to hit me up on Myspace, you can go Here and give me a shout!

I also urge you to check out The Official Home of Slow and Bacon! You can find it by clicking Here.

Party on!